12/16/2013

     Well, everyone seemed extremely excited about my first pathetic post, so let's do this again.  (G-star here.)  Patveli (Ducis wanted to change his name) and I were playing an adventure map on his Minecraft server...apparently it's supposed to be amazing, popular, and the best-made map EVER.  Well, that might have been, and I admit the stages themselves were pretty good, but they would've been infinitely better if the thing had been made for something OTHER than version 1.6.4, which had more lag than a tire tied to a pick-up truck.  (No, we're not rednecks [no offense rednecks], that just came to mind.)  Notice I say "would've".  We gave up ten minutes ago because of the lag and the impossibility of one of the stages.  Now we're looking for names other than "Patveli" that Ducis can use, but it looks like Patveli's here to stay.  Other than that, Patveli suggests that, over Christmas break, we create a bunch more pointless videos for fun.  We would have to ask Miss Cappuccino (yes, the same one from my blog) and Stulte first, though, and they're not on Skype right now.  Patveli, on the other hand, is.  He says "LOL".  This annoys me beyond belief.
     He also says that he wants MC and I have to have fancy, bilingual names as well, so, on this blog at least, I will be known as Risus, and MC as Kakhard.  Well, until the next time something interesting happens, this is...Risus...signing off.  Check out our Youtube channels below for the videos we've made up to this point.


12/13/2013

     Hi, everybody!  This is G-star, posting for the Handshake Dynasty because no one else will.  Ducis says it's unnecessary, but I think it's fun, so I'm posting anyway.  Of course, because of his opinion, I haven't touched the blog for two months, so the background is still a Halloween picture.  Oh well.  He says now that we're too boring to have a worthwhile blog, and he also says not to type that and to instead say that he was too busy playing Super Metroid to comment, which he sort of is.  This is going to be a short entry, because, as Ducis said, we have nothing to talk about.  If anything interesting happens, I'll be sure to tell you, but that's not likely.  For now, adieu.

-- G-star, Mascot of the Handshake Dynasty